I showed Brother #2 this site. The following conversation ensued:

Brother #2: I think you should stop reading this.
Me: Why?
Brother #2: It’s bad for you.
Me: It’s about some guy who’s talking about the weird things his girlfriend seem to get annoyed over.
Brother #2: Yes, but I get the feeling that you’re enjoying it too much and getting ideas from it.
Me: Oh, don’t worry about it, you’re my brother. You won’t suffer, unless I introduce your girlfriend to the site, that is.
Brother #2: [girlfriend’s name] is never going to visit that site.

Link courtesy of Samantha, who was trying to convince me to buy Mil Millington’s book.